Copypasta I:
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Copypasta II (The Creed):
This is my toaster. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My toaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must toast toast as I must toast my life.
Without me, my toaster is useless. Without my toaster, I am useless. I must toast my toaster true. I must toast hotter than my enemy who is trying to toast me. I must toast him before he toasts me. I will...
Before Wheat, I swear this creed. My toaster and I are the defenders of my pantry. We are the toasters of our toast. We are the spread of my bread.
So be it, until there is no mold, but crusty treats! Amen.
Copypasta III (M